Elks Contest Essay Winners - A Drug-Wary Class of Elk

Elks Contest Essay Winners - A Drug-Wary Class of ElkElk Hunt Contest Essay Winners - A regular guest writer for the prestigious Elk Hunt Magazine, I feel a little betrayed by its silence on the matter of Elks Contest Essay Winners. During my twelve years of employment with the magazine, the Editor-in-Chief, Mark Rifkin never, ever asked me to run an Elks Contest Essay Winners article. I guess he wasn't paying attention. Now I can tell you, there is something strange going on at Elk Hunt and I think that we as Elks are being shortchanged.It's good to know that everyone at Elk Hunt is working really hard to earn the name 'Elk'Hunt' is the best way to describe our members, not drugs. The Elks always fight and win in sports competition, but they don't do drugs. You may ask me why elks don't do drugs, I'll tell you why.There is a small group of Elk who get money from the C.O.D. with the elk butting them in the back of the head. And if you think they need someone to remind them who their bosses are, just watch the races. They won't let anyone beat them. So before you start one of those drug-spitting drug-running brain washing tricks, let me ask you a question.Why do Elk take drugs? To sit around and stare at the TV when they play the game?The Elk don't know what they are doing and the smartest of them seem to know it. But, after watching them try to goad the others into taking drugs by out in the bushes, and talking to other Elk, I have concluded that this is pure cheating. A lot of people at Elk Hunt work for companies that are really into drugs. A lot of companies out there actually use the races as a source of profits.If Elk were to close down drugs they would lose a huge portion of their income and if they were to do so they wouldn't be doing their jobs correctly. So then why do they put up with it? I would like to see all of these drug cheaters get the help they need in order to give up the drugs, But, I don't think I can bring them to the point where they coul d do that.Elk are just like all the other animals who take drugs. I don't know about you, but I believe that a lot of people in the world today are really abusing drugs. It seems that anyone who claims to be hard up for cash are really going through drug withdrawals and that's why they won't go to the doctor, but will go to the dealer, just to get some more of this or that.Elk do what they do because they love the game and they love the money. I don't see elk getting out of drugs anytime soon. There is a way to deal with elks that takes them outside of their comfort zone. And it is called drug rehab.